165 Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Looking for a quick dose of laughter or a quote to brighten your day? 😂 This collection of 165 hilarious quotes covers everything from family and work to aging and life's quirks. Drawing from comedians, movies, TV shows, and public figures, it's your ultimate toolkit for nonstop chuckles in any situation.

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1. Introduction: Why We Love Funny Quotes

Nothing inspires a chuckle quite like a perfectly timed wisecrack or classic one-liner! Whether you get your laughs from comedians, sitcoms, movies, or just some good old corny dad jokes, a funny quote is always welcome. As the guide says,

"There's an endless supply to choose from, thanks to a variety of comedians, movies, sitcoms and other outlets that produce some of the very best quips."

Remember Chandler Bing's unforgettable advice from "Friends":

"I'm not great at the advice — can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

Or, for fans of self-deprecating humor, comedian Rodney Dangerfield's quick-witted observation:

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

This guide is full of gems like these to re-stock your supply of funny quips—covering family, work, growing older, nature, and more. So, if you're ever at a family function or hanging out with friends and need a quick laugh, you'll have the perfect line ready!

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2. Hilarious Sayings From Celebrities & Shows

This section brings you some of the funniest quotes from beloved comedians, actors, movies, authors, and TV characters. These lines are the kind you whip out to get guaranteed laughs in any crowd. Here are a few standouts:

"Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired." — Sandra Bullock

"If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer." — Ace Ventura, "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"

"If you can't be kind, at least be vague." — Judith Martin

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." — Ogden Nash

You'll also find quick-witted gems about daily life, shopping, and the art of being sarcastic. Here's Bo Derek's playful take on retail therapy:

"Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, simply didn't know where to go shopping."

And Joan Rivers' classic money-wisdom:

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

These quotes are perfect for any situation that could use some lighthearted fun.

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3. Funny Quotes About Family

Family is always a great topic for humor—after all, who can you laugh at more than the people you love? This collection captures the chaos, quirks, and warmth of family life.

"Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream." — Conan O'Brien

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." — Phyllis Diller

For anyone who has struggled through marriage or parenting, there are plenty of relatable laughs:

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." — Jerry Seinfeld

No one is safe from a little gentle ribbing here—moms, dads, kids, and even pets!

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4. Movie Quotes That Make Us Laugh Out Loud

Some of the funniest lines in pop culture come straight from the silver screen. From "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" to "Anchorman" and "Monty Python," the movies are endlessly quotable.

"Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now." — Clark Griswold

"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal." — Ron Burgundy

"I am serious — and don't call me Shirley." — Dr. Rumack, "Airplane!"

And let's not forget "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" for that perfect silly insult:

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

These movie quotes are sure to get a reaction no matter where you use them!

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5. Funny Quotes About Aging

Aging comes for us all, but these quotes prove you can face it with humor. Whether you're worried about wrinkles or just can't remember what you ate for breakfast, there's something here for everyone.

"People say, 'How you stay looking so young?' I say, well, good lighting, good doctors, and good makeup." — Dolly Parton

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." — Bob Hope

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." — Lucille Ball

Jokes about birthdays, memory, and the growing list of aches and pains keep things light on a subject that most people dread.

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6. Nature and the Great Outdoors—With a Twist

Ready for some fresh air? These jokes tackle nature with a wink, making even the most serious outdoorsy type crack a smile.

"There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it." — Mindy Kaling

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." — Steve Martin

"Never follow anyone else's path. Unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path." — Ellen DeGeneres

Even getting stranded on an island gets a laugh:

"Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: 'How to Build a Boat.'" — Steven Wright

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7. Quotes About Life: Laughing at the Chaos

Life is unpredictable, overwhelming, and sometimes bizarre. Luckily, these quotes help us laugh at the madness.

"My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne." — Tina Fey

"Reality continues to ruin my life." — Bill Watterson

For those whose schedules are "just packed," here's The Grinch's take:

"Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss..."

And who hasn't felt like this at some point?

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." — Elbert Hubbard

No matter how upside down life gets, there's always a reason to laugh.

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8. Funny Work Quotes

Work, jobs, and the daily grind are some of the richest sources of funny quotes. Ever feel like work is endless—or endlessly pointless? You're not alone.

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." — Robert Orben

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." — Douglas Adams

"Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow." — Don Herold

For the procrastinators (or realists) out there:

"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well." — Mark Twain

From bad bosses to endless meetings, work doesn't seem so bad when you can laugh about it!

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9. About the Authors

This article was put together by journalists Sarah Fielding and Sarah Lemire. Fielding writes on everything from social issues and tech to careers, health, and more, contributing to top publications like The Washington Post and The New York Times. Lemire is a lifestyle and entertainment reporter for TODAY, known for covering holidays, celebrities, and just about everything else that brings a smile.

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Final Thoughts

Whether you need a quick laugh for yourself or want to share some cheer with friends, these quotes prove humor is everywhere. 😄 From family and work to getting older and just surviving another day, there's always a lighter side waiting to be found. As this collection shows, the best prescription for daily life is a generous dose of laughter